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holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

(Source: koolaicl)

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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  • english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
  • english is their first language: hte fuckign
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    yviees:

    I tweet because I enjoy talking to myself.

    (Source: awfullyy)

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    nyehs:

    WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE

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    troyesivan:

    frienclzone:

    this website is just a contest of who’s cuter and im losing

    this website life is just a contest of who’s cuter and im losing

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